1970
Joke of the Day
"What separates the men from the boys? Operation Yewtree."
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"Why you should wash your car? WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!"
"""Poop"" is quite possibly the shittiest palindrome in the whole English language."
"What fruit fits best in your palm? a palm-agranate!"
"""What do you do for a living?"" ""I'm an organ trafficker."" ""Oh my God, do you have no heart?"" ""Are you criticizing me or making an order?"""
" Why do Retirees smile all the time? Because they can't hear a word you're saying!"
"I startled my dog as she was peeing on a mailbox so now the dog she was leaving a message for is only gonna get half of it"
"Ever have a feeling like you've tasted that mustard before? That's called Dijon Vu."
"Me: Ok, who got Oreo filling on the couch? Husband: 4: 7: Me: Well... 7: It really could have been any of us. 4: (licks couch)"
"Why do Redditors pay with exact change? They can't stand a Nickleback!"