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Joke of the Day
"Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No. But what's my opinion against thousands of others?"
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"A Linux Joke In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string? Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit."
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"Why can't a bike stand on its own ? Because it's two tired."
"[Me]: What's a snowman's favorite drink? [Bartender]: idk [Me]: Brrrr-bon lol [Bartender]: ... [Me]: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real"
"Did you hear about the short psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large"
"A fat woman got stuck in the door of my local Italian buffet. I just couldn't get pasta."
"What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!"
"What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics? A hummingbird"