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Joke of the Day

"Things I trust more than Trump 1.Flint, Michigan water 2.Bill Cosby drinks 3.Elevator rides with Ray Rice 4.Donated blood from Magic Johnson 5.Casey Anthony with my kid"

"I was asked what I would give the man who has everything... Well, my phone number for a start."

"how many Amish How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb?"

"Man outside walmart is asking for donations for the drug and alcohol outreach program You mean there's people who don't have access to them?"

"Girl: ""How do I look today?"" Bruno Mars: ""When I see your faceeee"" Girl: ""Ok ok I get it."""

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza... I guess i should've put it on aloha temperature."

"I'm not very good at baking... my friend said to stick with it dough, it'll pan out in the end."

"A battery's life sucks. You're either working or you're dead."

"Facebook features three types of women: hot, Photoshopped hot, and a dog for a profile pic."

"I'm famous people used to have talent years old."