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Joke of the Day
"What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!"
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"Just broke my very own personal record of most consecutive days without dying."
"The Nokia 3310 was ahead of its time... Dust proof, water proof, had a nearly infinite battery life, indestructible, AND no audio jack!"
"I would rather crush the shit out of the back of my shoes than bend over and put them on properly."
"A bar of gold walked into a bar. Unfortunately the barman wasn't having it and shouted ""AU get out of here"""
"A magician says to his wife to 'Pick a card. Any card.' She takes his credit card and leaves."
"What you called a fat Chinese man? Chunk"
"What do cats love to read. catalogs"
"""We're still looking for a side project"" Tornado: *raises hand* we could flip houses ""We've been over this, it's not what you think it is"""
"eer booze and fun!' 'A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry we don't serve food here""."