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Joke of the Day
"What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!"
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"""i said make him fetch"" yeah? ""what have you done"" he looks pretty fetching to me *dog in shirt & tie* does he have a job interview or somet"
"I came in second at a Monica Lewinsky look alike competition. . . . . . the judge said I was close, but no cigar."
"How many music majors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 16 One to screw it in and 15 others to stand around and talk shit about how bad the one person did."
"Based on how poorly this burrito was wrapped, I assume it was made by the one person at Taco Bell that has never rolled a blunt."
"What do you call a nomadic caveman? A meanderthal."
"What bounces and makes kids cry? The cheque I just sent to Save the Children."
"Most women would be happy to be woken up on their birthday with breakfast in bed, flowers and 20 minutes of great oral sex! But Oh no! Not my sister!"
"Funny how shampoo bottles weigh like, 2 pounds in real life, but when dropped in the shower they turn into a meteor."
"What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird? Gooks of Hazard"