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Joke of the Day

"[Me]: What's a snowman's favorite drink? [Bartender]: idk [Me]: Brrrr-bon lol [Bartender]: ... [Me]: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real"

"What do you get when you put an egg in the ground? An eggplant."

"what is a female journalist returning from India famous for ? Banged up abroad!"

"Don't play stupid with me.. That's a game you won't win"

"Drake like his women like... I like my Mustang... 47 years old."

"He died doing what he loved: telling me I'm overreacting."

"Last week I competed in the World Tanning Championships.. I came out with a Bronze.."

"Who needs all those spam emails? I finally found a way to make my penis 8 inches! Just fold it in half."

"7yr old: The Tooth Fairy didn't come last night. *wipes tear* Me: Sorry sweetie, she probably got drunk and passed out on the couch."

"Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car? Cause he's dead."