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Joke of the Day

"""She's smart, has a great personality, an unbelievable body, and she makes an amazing duckface in pictures."" - No man ever"

"That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it."

"Since it started snowing, all my grandma has done is stare through the window. If it gets any worse ill need to let her back in."

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear"

"I've Just Set Up a Brothel At Sea for Horny Sailors... business is generally good, but clients tend come in large waves."

"What did the collage artist say to her assistant? Looks like I got my work cut out for me."

"Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon? He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal."

"What does your wife have in common with a Porn actress? They both moan SO much."

"I was talking to a 12 year old on the Internet when she told me she was an undercover cop I told her I was proud of her That's a really big job for a 12 year old"

"Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had"