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Joke of the Day

"Since it started snowing, all my grandma has done is stare through the window. If it gets any worse ill need to let her back in."

"A woman walks into a bar. ""OUCH!"""

"What do you call a vegetarian? A hopeless romaine-tic"

"The sign said: FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, but I doubt it."

"Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights."

"Fords coming out with heated tailgates. So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it home."

"This guy came up to me and told me that he fucked my mom My step dad is weird as fuck"

"I told a joke in lit class and got crickets So my teacher was telling us about a class she took. ""I took a really epic class on Falkner."" and I responded ""not as epic as a class I took on Homer."""

"What do you call a grandma that know martial arts? A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells."

"What do you call a really cheesy thought? A quesaIDEA."