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Joke of the Day
"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear"
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"First sign of your mother not loving you? Abortion."
"It's not that I don't like drinking, it's just I find that my aim when throwing bottles in your face is allot more accurate when I'm sober."
"It was that time of the month. I said to the wife, 'you know, your mouth isn't bleeding...' She replied, 'yours will be if you keep up with that shit'"
"Probably the worst thing about dying a virgin would be all the dead terrorists that are waiting for you."
"Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas? Because everyone there hates integration."
"Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law? Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
"What kind of bees give milk? Boobies."
"Waiting to see who sits next to you on a plane feels like the opposite of winning the lottery."
"What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke? Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke."