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Joke of the Day
"You think you have it rough? I'm playing hangman with a 6yo who can't spell."
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"What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish? Long time no sea."
"Sometimes when i don't want my wife to find something I Put it in her purse"
"What do you call a Mexican without a car? Carlos"
"The NSA A government organization that actually listens to you!"
"I bet the hardest thing about being a gangsta rapper is never being able to really enjoy a scone in public."
"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits"
"[rugby] Looks like Australia was in trouble there for a while... But in the end they got off Scot-free."
"Why do mimes always lose arguments? They don't have a say in anything!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !"