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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !"
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"A black guy, a Mexican, and a Muslim are all working on a roof together. One falls off and dies. Which one? who cares..."
"There are always two ways to look at things. I prefer to look at them my way."
"My neighbor knocked on my door at 2am last night. 2 am! Can you believe it? How rude. Luckily I was already awake playing my drums."
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"Once, a bucket of Sodium Hydroxide slipped out of Skrillex's hands. He dropped the base."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Donald Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on him."
"Me: Whatcha doin? 7: a stupid math paper Me: why stupid? 7: Sally has 3,000 pennies; really Sally? Get a debit card!"
"I'm a cop and I got caught choking the chicken in public I was revoked of my badge and sentenced to three years jail time. The chicken filed a civil rights suit and received 3 million in reparations"
"My shirt is 40% linen... I guess the other 60% is McCartney, Harrison and Starr."