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Joke of the Day

"I bet the hardest thing about being a gangsta rapper is never being able to really enjoy a scone in public."

"My dad was walking around the house screaming yesterday.... He kept shouting, ""A, E, I, O, U"". ""What's wrong?"", I asked him. To which he responded, ""Nothing, I just have irritable vowel syndrome..."""

"There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that's full of guys who think they're Jesus It's a Messiah Complex"

"If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad, don't download it... It's full of trojans!!"

"Me: I don't scare easily. Pregnant wife: All four of our daughters will be teenagers at the same time. Me: *never stops screaming*"

"I dropped my laptop in the ocean. Now there's a dell rolling in the deep."

"My friends joke he made up!! Why can you ask a NewZealander how many sexual partners they have had? Because he would fall asleep counting all the sheep. (Btw we are Australian sooo)"

"Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common."

"DOOM 4. All of the guns suck, so we made punching take forever."

"What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna"