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Joke of the Day

"[rugby] Looks like Australia was in trouble there for a while... But in the end they got off Scot-free."

"A man walks into a bar... And says ""ouch""."

"You know what's odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."

"Why were the welder and stoner such good friends? They both love to spark up joints."

"Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie? Because it keeps hitting pause."

"Why did the alarm go off at the mansion? Because the owner entered the correct code."

"I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory.... I just have problems with its execution."

"""Of course I have a mandate!"" Donald Trumpler shrieked at reporters. ""Master Putin is picking me up tonight for dinner and dancing."""

"There are 10 types of people. Ones who understand binary, and ones that don't."

"What do eagles and moles have in common? They both fly, except for the mole..."