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Joke of the Day

"While doing their job, why do teachers lose self-respect for themselves? It's DeGrading"

"I long for the good old days, when all the men wore suits and all the women wore dresses and they put cocaine in soda"

"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn"". hi Stupid fireman..."

"What is like tomato but better? DD-WRT"

"Patient: ""How much longer do I have doc? Doctor: ""Ten."" Patient: ""Ten what?"" Doctor: ""Nine..."""

"According to all these BMI charts... I DEFINITELY need to get taller next year."

"What sound does a Polish crow make? Krakow"

"I'd be the worst 911 Operator. ""Uh ma'am I think you mean he was lying in a puddle of his own blood, not laying."""

"What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad? Wipe away those ears."

"I got sacked from my job at the Clock Factory. I just stood around making faces all day."