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Joke of the Day
"What does a sign on a out-of-business brothel say? Beat it, we're closed."
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"What do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching!"
"Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too all year round."
"I'm disappointed *The Social Network* movie about Facebook didn't have an epic Farmville scene."
"What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist? Nothing, giraffes aren't real."
"What do we want now!? When do we want 'em? Time machines!"
"What is black and smells like blue paint? Black paint."
"I was fired from the M&Ms factory because I threw out all the W's"
"Scars make a man handsome? Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!"
"What do you call a homosexual black male? Spear Sucker !"