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Joke of the Day

"Why does the noble gas always cry? Because all his friends Argon."

"Saw (2004, Horror): An old man gives 2 people instructions on how to walk out of a bathroom. 102 minutes."

"It's so embarrassing when someone gets to second base with me and finds crumbs in my bra."

"The fact that they call it the Food Pyramid and not Food Triangle implies it has at least two other sides. So maybe this much taffy is OK"

"A tree falls in the woods ... and no one is around to hear it, how is it I.T's fault. Because I.T didn't move the woods into the cloud."

"All the tellers at my bank are females.. .. that means I can probably rob the whole place with just a spider."

"most ppl write it like ""haha"", but if i were to write my laugh phonetically it would be ""boop boop boopityboopleboop"" i laugh weird boopboop"

"My neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."

"*kills time while waitimg for train* oh no with time dead the train will never arrive"

"ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started talking to u"