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Joke of the Day

"A rouge English cavalier from the Middle Ages is magically sent into the future to depose Thailand's most ruthless dictator. One knight in Bangkok makes a hard man humble."

"I am conducting a survey to see who is the most awesome person on Facebook. To find out who it is read the first two words of this status."

"What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave? Everyone started partying like it was $19.99."

"Being a man of many flavors. I survived mustard gas and pepper spray, yesterday I was honored a seasoned veteran."

"I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ??? The que que que?"

"I'm not Anti-Social. I'm Pro-Doing Shit on my Phone."

"I went to kuwait, found no squirrels there.. No animal can sustain a burst of oil everytime they bury a nut."

"all i want for christmas this year is to get off all social media forever"

"Two women are sitting together quietly . . ."

"""What did you do today, mommy?"" ""I invented names, like 'Grand Theft Anal' and 'Mortal Cumbath"" on Twitter, and you?"""