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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if the prince was suspicious when Snow White's first baby was born a dwarf."
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"Boss: I'll tell you what I want Me: So tell me what you want, what you really really want *office breaks into Spice Girls dance routine"
"Made some terrible life choices the last few years. Just kidding. I'm married and not allowed to make decisions."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ? Adore stands between us open up !"
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things Facebook changes, the courage to change the settings I can, and the wisdom to know it won't make a difference."
"Why can't America ever win a chess tournament? Because they're missing two towers"
"What's an Irish seven course meal? A six pack and a potato"
"What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire? throw it on the ground and tampon it."
"I woke up because of birds chirping.nI wish I had wings too.nI would fly to each of these birds & choke them one by one. n6 am is too early."
"USA: ""Hey, Canada, can you hold this for a second?"" Canada: ""OK."" *USA hands Detroit to Canada* *USA quickly walks away.*"