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Joke of the Day

"whats the worst thing about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven..."

"What do you call conjoined dolphins Dual porpoise"

"Giving blood is a great way to help society AND lose unsightly blood weight!"

"Which position is for a baseball player wearing a buttplug? Shartstop"

"Dear Santa, My ex was very naughty this year. But I was very good. So you can just send me all his presents."

"Friend: Did you know that a butterfly only lives for 2 days? Me: I think that's a myth. Friend: No it's definitely a butterfly."

"They say Napoleon got the shakes whenever he put on his uniform... Modern scholars believe he may have had epaulettesy."

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino!"

"Scrabble is adding 5,000 new words including ""chillax"" and ""selfie."" So kids, there's never been a better time to challenge your grandparents to a game of Scrabble."

"The question is not what am I doing in your house, the question is why are you home from work early?"