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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino!"
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"I like how Angelina waited to divorce Brad Pitt until Jen got married. Well played Maleficent...well played..."
"What's black and blue and hates sex? ... a rape victim"
"Clinton to Trump: Release your tax returns! I have never seen them. Trump: ...but I emailed them to you. Of course you've never seen them."
"So I was coloring my few, grey hairs with a sharpie and Hubby walked in. He told me, I'm the reason for warning labels on small appliances."
"When I get mad I count down from ten out loud. I was arrested, the cops thought I was a bomb"
"Two Jihadis Walked In to a bar They didn't blow it up."
"I recently saw a psychic, a mystic, a palm reader, and a fortune teller all laughing together at something I couldn't understand. Must have been an insight joke..."
"Why is the Energizer Bunny such a slut? He takes 2 Ds at the same time"
"""If you want something badly enough you'll never give up."" -psychopaths"