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Joke of the Day
"UCLA opened a new campus coffee shop It's called ""Brewins"""
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"Just what is it that makes Italian desserts so appealing? One cannoli guess."
"I always make a point to add a 'man' when I say thanks to the pizza delivery guy, so he knows I used to smoke weed and shit."
"Why can't you email jokes to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"
"What 3 candies do you find in school? Redhots, DumDums, and smarties."
"My kids operate the house under the HYDRA principle For every light I turn off, three more get turned on to take their place."
"A horse walks into a pub and the bartender says, ""hey we've got a drink named after you"". The horse responded, ""what, Eric, really""?"
"Scottish Engineers Q: What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers? A: ""All the Single Laddies"" Edit: Read it carefully"
"A buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor... ...and says ""Make me one with everything."""
"My son donates his hair to charity & people are all, ""Sweet."" I donate the people in my basement's & people are all, ""We have a warrant!"""