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Joke of the Day

"""I'm not a big horse person"" - a lying centaur"

"I'm pretty sure they weren't talking about stupid when they told you, ""If you got it flaunt it."""

"out of all the lies ive told just kidding is my favorite. I don't get it?"

"A redditor discovers that the world will end in 23 hours... The news never even got to report on it."

"A cheerleader gets up in front of me and says ""2, 4, 6, 8..."" I was like ""don't even!"""

"Tried Googling ""Missing Medieval Servant"" but I kept getting Page Not Found"

"Sporty I bought my wife fumarate. Now during sex moans as Sharapova."

"What do you call a waterfall which causes erections? Viagra Falls"

"If you sleep with your socks on, please unfollow. I do not support you or your lifestyle"

"I'm getting drunk while depressed. If I have your phone number, now would be a good time to put your phone off."