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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a waterfall which causes erections? Viagra Falls"

"In Hollywood, an actor and his crew shot a pilot They could all be facing at least six months in jail."

"An American's ""inside voice"" is the rest of the world's ""outside voice""."

"What does a suicidal multiple personality say every morning? If I don't kill myself soon, I will!"

"A Nazi is beating a Soviet at a political debate. The Soviet says he needs to take a bathroom break. The Nazi says: ""Now you're just Stalin""."

"Why do women prefer a 77 instead of a 69? (Slightly NSFW) Because they get 8 more."

"What would be a more appropriate name for spiderman? Peter parkour."

"So many people say ""if my memory serves me correctly"" and I'm actually quite shocked at the amount of servants named Memory......."

"Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb."

"Did you hear about the recent theft from the Louvre in Paris? Three paintings were stolen. The thieves took the Renoir to get the Monet to get their Van Gogh."