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"Tried Googling ""Missing Medieval Servant"" but I kept getting Page Not Found"
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"When is the Joker not plotting a murder? When he is riding his Harley."
"Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth Watching ""Game of Thrones"" made me realize that Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth. She is always coming..."
"Q: How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods? A: Pretty good"
"How many votes does it take to change a light bulb? Votes don't change shit."
"Cop: First name please... ""Frida"" Cop: Last name... ""Gomam"" Cop: You're Frida Gomam? *peels out* Cop: Nice, nice"
"When I see a guy sleeping on an unfolded cardboard box, I never know if he's homeless or just tired from breakdancing."
"When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb"
"Just saw someone holding a sign that said ""Honk 2 impeach Obama"" You'd think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated"
"A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender looks right at him and says, "" Hey! Don't you go starting anything!"""