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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't tell if something on the ground was a ball of animal poop or a rock Nudged it with my foot. It was a rock. That was my risky kick for the day."

"I asked 2 girls if size matters. They both said this is something they often debate. Girl # 1 said she likes them big. Girl # 2 said she likes them enormous."

"Ladies, the next time a guy has the courage to talk to you, remember he's not wearing makeup. Also, remember what you look like without it."

"What's the difference between a USB and the USA? One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard."

"ClickBait, don't click on it are you serious?"

"Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly? Because they're hard to iron."

"Why is it okay when a woman has sex with someone half her age, but when a man does it, it's awesome?"

"Nothing better than hearing that a couple who comments on each other's Facebook statuses broke up."

"well, son, we named you after where you were conceived; that's why you're called The Frightening, Tyrannical Hellscape of Obama's America"

"The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man is: Notice anything different?"