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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't tell if something on the ground was a ball of animal poop or a rock Nudged it with my foot. It was a rock. That was my risky kick for the day."

"To those who are sad because nobody loves them at Valentine's Day, worry not... ...nobody loves you on any of the other days of the year either."

"Why do women prefer a 77 instead of a 69? (Slightly NSFW) Because they get 8 more."

"Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. I can accomplish this if I avoid my mother."

"Yo mama so fat.. ...she took one selfie and her brand new phone said ""Insufficient storage""."

"A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre. So he *gives it to her.*"

"I hope this magician is good [curtain rises to reveal a man with no goatee] get your coats, children. that man is a fraud."

"What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with? Thyme management"

"Sharks are more likely to go and attack men than women So if you are swimming with women. Just punch it in the nose Then throw her towards the shark"

"My friends usually get upset with how often I make jokes, but I need to stay strong. You see, seven days without puns makes one weak."