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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."
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"I just bought a new computer... When i turned it on, instead of saying ""Welcome"", it said "" Hello"". It's a Dell."
"I was going to get a face-lift but I thought about my health and went for face-stairs instead"
"Leonardo.... NoOscario"
"Why are Jew's noses so big? Because air is free."
"I'd like to be an optimist, but I doubt if it would work out."
"Why is Adam known as the first accountant? He turned a leaf and made an entry."
"What do you call a fear of chainsaws? Logic."
"What did the saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""Man, if we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."""
"What do you call a rich Asian? *Cha Ching!*"