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Joke of the Day

"Officer: Is that cocaine? Me: I dunno, let me smell... (Boom! No evidence!)"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!"

"A guy laughed at me because I only have a 19"" TV. I suggested we not laugh about how many inches things are. That shut him up."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating before it was cool."

"Anytime Tim Tebow contemplates... ...it's a Christian Ponder. joke courtesy Michael Starrbury"

"A joke from my dad: Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."

"Why don't pencils and graph paper get along? Because they're made out of graphite"

"How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed? Just wait. They'll tell you."

"The worst part about ""Friends"" being canceled is that I've now been stuck with Rachel's last haircut since 2004."

"I was going to make one of those Bitstrips cartoons, but then I decided to pick the lint out of my belly button instead. I'm pretty sure I came out ahead"