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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed? Just wait. They'll tell you."
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"I'd rather my son bring home a pregnant girl than head lice"
"I should have just named my dog ""Password""."
"Bear mace is like regular mace but you have to buy it at the maul... Thank you for your time."
"I'm gonna learn Spanish so I can see if Mexicans make Cuatro de Julio jokes that are just as stupid and unfunny as our Cinco de Mayo jokes."
"Remember ladies, the knight with the shiniest armour has done the least amount of brave or cool shit."
"The shovel was a ground-breaking invention."
"How do you stop an angry rhino from charging? You take away its credit card"
"One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast."
"""Hi mom, don't worry but I'm in the hospital."" ""Heinz, stop calling me like that. You are now a doctor since 8 years."""