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Joke of the Day

"How Many Feminists Does it Take to Change a Light bulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change a thing."

"I've been having constant sleep paralysis In my last 3 dreams I was in a wheelchair"

"My ID expired so I can only go to the liquor store where they remember me: the one where I asked the cashier out and threw up on the floor."

"What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage? Trying to look upset."

"I couldn't bear it anymore. Lol. - Bear suicide note."

"This guy gave me the weridest look when i flushed his urinal for him, It's like people have no concept of manners anymore"

"What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean? I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face."

"Douce! The sound of a water balloon hitting a ""Trick Or Treater"" square in the face. Now try and have a Happy Halloween."

"I'll make the punchline, you create the set-up. And that's how I found out... what toxic shock means."

"Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die."