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Joke of the Day

"I don't like the idea of having to go on in a world where good people like Robin Williams is no longer with us, but Justin Beiber is still alive and well."

"My computer can sing it's A Dell"

"Why did the Addams have the late man arrested? He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday."

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? **ONLY ONE** But the light bulb has to want to change."

"A Bagpiper, a Kangeroo, an Irish poet, and Mother Theresa walk into a bar . . . . . . . the barman, who was drying a glass, lifted his head and asked, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"i said no to the dress & now my familys being held against their will in an undisclosed location theyve already sent me two of my son's toes"

"Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks? So that they can see the battle."

"Did you hear about the guy who was frozen to absolute zero? Don't worry he was OK."

"I don't know what you guys think about Michael Jackson... and these blackmail allegations but I'm pretty sure he used to be one."

"My wife is so much more attractive without having glasses on. That's why I always take mine off when I get home from work!"