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Joke of the Day
"I bet sex with a stingray is like fucking a giant pancake."
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"Contrary to popular belief, the best lubricant for anal sex is not tears. It's blood"
"What do you call fireworks that don't work? Fireunemployed."
"Yesterday was National Girlfriend day and my girl friend really enjoyed it .. ... my wife .. not so much."
"Pi compliment Wow, you look radian today."
"What's the great thing about 25 year olds? There's 20 of them."
"Somebody spotted a coyote in my neighborhood a few days ago. But it's cool, cause I just started carrying an anvil around everywhere I go."
"Russian kids were writing an essay about their heroes.... ..... The title was: ""Who is your hero and why Stalin?"""
"A man gave his dog a bone... and was subsequently charged and tried with beastiality."
"My wife was looking tired after giving blood I asked if she felt drained..."