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Joke of the Day

"I bet sex with a stingray is like fucking a giant pancake."

"What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce? Chicken sees-a salad"

"Where do naughty rays of light go? Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)"

"What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour? The coming of the Lord."

"NaCl / NaOH The base is under assault!"

"I have seen this one on here before but nobody ever gets it right... A baby seal walks into a club - What a tragedy...."

"My grades are getting better Sike, that's the wrong subreddit"

"I think I'm a superhero, but I don't even remember being bitten by a radioactive sloth."

"""Alex is visiting later tonight."" Alex from work or Alex the astronaut with amazing hearing? [From the moon] It's not me, Thelma. Hi Bob."

"Hungarian mom yells at her son: ""Take off your underwear... ...and put it back on properly: Yellow front, brown back."""