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Joke of the Day

"I'm not intimidated by a pretty woman. I'm intimidated by smart women, who happen to be pretty."

"I'm Puerto Rican, but not ""carries a knife in my purse everywhere I go"" Puerto Rican. Sometimes it's in my bra."

"Packing to move is the probably the worst game of Tetris I've ever played."

"The boss said I need to be more of a team player, so I rounded up all my coworkers & we kicked his ass."

"Women Studies? im pretty good at studying women *leans against bookshelf knocking it over. Creates a domino effect that destroys t/ library*"

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off teh cliff? tequila"

"I peed in an ocean, but I'm not going to tell you which one - you're going to have to take your chances."

"Just told my four year old daughter there's a skeleton inside of her and made her cry."

"What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !"

"What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song? Thoreau some mo'"