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Joke of the Day

"Nothing says ""poor money management"" like a run down house with a 60 inch plasma screen in the living room."

"Running through a campground is impossible. You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"Looking for a flexible babysitter. My girlfriend only does missionary."

"Why don't hipsters like fishing? It's too mainstream."

"What happened to Donald Trump when he visited Switzerland? He Felt the Bern"

"Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries"

"Went to a zoo the other day. The only exhibit was a dog. it was a shitzu"

"Some people say that it's impossible to have fun and burn calories.. I suppose those people have never burned a fattie."

"The problem with being in the center of attention is that half of it is always behind your back."

"France and Italy go to war. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides"