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Joke of the Day

"A new book for stoners aspiring to greatness 7 Habits of Effectively High People"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear."

"What's green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? a pool table."

"A black guy with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, that is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."

"George Bush was trying out BDSM with his wife. George: Punish me baby, I've been a bad boy. Laura: Hmmm...what did you do honey? George: 9/11"

"I'd brag about my pride... But I'd be lion."

"Someone tweeted today that they were ""29-ish"" and I didn't know you could ""ish"" 15 years."

"Have you heard about the ATM that got addicted to money? I heard it suffered from withdrawls."

"I feel I can empathise with Harambe a lot I too have been shot at whilst molesting kids"

"What does a Jewish guy say when he's making eggs? I-fry-em"