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"A new book for stoners aspiring to greatness 7 Habits of Effectively High People"
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"At midnight in the graveyard You can come across a grave with the name Billy McCrackin. If you go to the grave just after midnight and say ""Billy, What are you doing?"" He will say Nuthin'"
"I don't know what I drank last night, but the vacuum is stuck on top of the house."
"good old family racism what do you call the leader of the black panthers movement? the maine coon"
"""Barista"" is Italian for BA in liberal arts."
"Before Midnight on New Years Eve, I raised my Left Foot off the Ground So I could be sure to start 2016 on the right foot"
"They found horse meat in food in the U.K. ... ... and horse piss in the beer in the U.S."
"How do Japanese Chihuahuas say hello? Konichihuahua."
"You can lead a horticulture ...but you can't make her think"
"A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer."