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Joke of the Day

"Why are black fathers always missing? Because white cops always shoot them for no reason."

"There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!"

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."

"Did you hear about that spicy knight? Sir Acha."

"Hey gurl, how about you make the Patriots and deflate these balls."

"You shouldn't joke fat people. They have enough on their plate as it is."

"I bet when Johnny Depp dies his only regret will be he didn't do enough Tim Burton films."

"Do someone a favor and it becomes your job."

"I could bang a midget, but I don't give half a fuck."

"Everyday life can be hectic and stressful, but never forget what it's all about: doing the hokey pokey and turning yourself around."