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Joke of the Day
"I could bang a midget, but I don't give half a fuck."
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"ARCTIC HOOKER Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called? A: A frostitute."
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"Looks like Black Friday started early in Ferguson"
"I asked my professor how long my paper should be. He said it should be like a woman's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting."
"What does Melania say to the Donald after sex? Next time *I* suck Bill's dick while YOU watch."
"didja hear about the new LGBT libretto for Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen? The character Brunehilde is now named Brucehilde."