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Joke of the Day

"Why are Jewish Men Circumcised? Because Jewish women don't touch anything unless it's 20% off!"

"I'm the man putting sexy... .... back into dyslexic."

"How many chores can horny maids do? 70. Cooking and 69."

"I like to make things awkward at family gatherings by walking up behind each person and whispering 'I know what you did last Christmas'"

"Did you hear about the guys who got lost at the music festival? They turned up"

"Reddit Servers. Thanks, O Admins"

"Just told a guy talking on his phone in the library to shut the fuck up Everyone applauded me, so I told them to shut the fuck up, too."

"Don't laugh at the guy who drives the septic tank truck It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to him."

"What's the similarity between a mobile phone and a clitoris? Both turn on with the touch of a finger and every cunt's got one."

"Why did Ted get fired from his job? Because he would only do the _bear_ minimum?"