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"Killing someone with kindness sounds like a lot of work to me."
"Psychologist: Let's play a word association game. I'll say a word, you say what springs to mind Rainbows Me: I hope my ex dies in a fire."
"I thought the author of Harry Potter was a guy. J.K."
"There was a sign out at the whore house today... It read ""Temporarily closed for lunch; Beat it"""
"whats the most uncomfortable thing about a prostate exam? When you ask the doctor where to put your pants and his reply is right next to mine."
"You must be pretty famous! After all; bill gates did name his company after your dick."
"I was never a big believer in feng shui, UNTIL I took the urinal off my livingroom wall. It's like freaking magic!"
"Why was the man suspicous about the tree? I dunno, it seemed a bit shady."
"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One."