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Joke of the Day

"Reddit Servers. Thanks, O Admins"

"Rectangle? It nearly KILLEDtangle. ...I could totally write for kids' shows."

"The pilot asks over the PA system whether there's a doctor on board From the back a guy shouts ""I'm a vegan!"""

"Why did the giraffe cross the highway? Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)"

"Lady pulled away with the gas pump still in her car and I was like OMG who's your dealer?"

"My first wife was a great housekeeper. She kept both houses"

"Lance Armstrong should be applauded for being able to ride a bike so well on drugs. I tried it once. Hit a dog and fell into the canal."

"What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab? A small medium at large."

"Best headline I have ever read ""Tball stand pitches perfect game at special olympics"""

"Have you ever tasted traditional Ethiopian food? Neither have they. I'll show myself out."