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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guys who got lost at the music festival? They turned up"

"Hurricanes are loud, costly and sometimes fatal forces of nature That's why the WMO name them after their wives"

"When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open."

"Neck Tattoos: helping employers make hiring decisions since 1992."

"How did the bucket's mom know he was sick? He was a little pail."

"Did you hear about the cannibal Bob Marley? He shit the sheriff (but he did not shit the deputy)."

"What's a horse's number one priority when voting? A stable economy..."

"How long do you have to wait between naps?"

"*Weather changes* BODY: This is weird. Must have an asthma attack. *Anything else changes* MIND: This is weird. Must have a panic attack."

"What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit? Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something."