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Joke of the Day
"My grandmother is like a fine wine that grows more racist with every year."
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"My friend told me that sperm bank pays you $60 per shot Boy, do I have an expensive sock under my bed!!"
"I found a new passion yesterday pairing socks. I guess I just enjoy bringing sole mates together."
"Confucius say... French girl high maintenance. Chinese girl Lo Mein-tenance."
"From my 3yr old nephew: Why do chickens sit on their eggs? Because they don't have chairs."
"A Montage Video of My Life Except every time I disappoint someone, it gets faster [0:08]"
"One good thing about Hilary as president. One good thing about having Hilary as president is that we wouldn't have to pay her as much."
"This girl told me she was saving herself for Jesus I said Jesus probably isn't going to fuck you."
"What they say: ""Wow, you're really photogenic."" What they mean: ""Wow, this looks nothing like how ugly you actually are."""