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Joke of the Day

"[park] STRANGER: Your dog is unusual looking ME: Yeah, he's interbred DUCK: [waddles up] I'll tell you who else is into bread"

"Finally bought a puppy for the wife and I, but it turns out my wife's allergic to dogs, so we had to get rid of her. The dog and I live happily together now."

"What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex? One makes your day and one makes your hole weak."

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y"

"What did Hitler call his records store? The Vinyl Solution."

"Facebook now tags fake news stories from sites like The Onion with #satire to protect users who lack 1st grade critical thinking skills."

"jokes jokes What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend? 45 minutes"

"Donald Trump will make America Great Again... ... he's already grating on me!"

"What's green and invisible? This cabbage"

"Unless you're telling me how to skip it in the future, your voicemail greeting wastes my time."