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Joke of the Day

"Remember: no matter how bad your situation and how hopeless you feel there is always someone doing way better than you"

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."

"I am proud to announce that I have developed a foundation to aid abused women It's real thick to hide the bruises"

"I've changed my name to Yasiin Bey. It is very important to me personally and culturally that I am called by only this name from now on and I ask respect for my decision... said Mos Def"

"What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! (Edit: Say it out loud if you don't get it)"

"Why are there no good jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? The punchline is too long."

"how to get Rich Stab the motherfucker."

"Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers."

"Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December? Because he knows where all the bad girls are...(sorry)"

"I'm holding a benefit for people with erectile dysfunction or orgasm issues. If you can't come, let me know."