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Joke of the Day
"When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in."
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"A thief broke into my house, looking for money I got up and did the same thing."
"A black guy and a white guy were playing basketball in a jail. The black guy won. Do you want to know why? The black guy had home advantage. IM NOT A RACIST, PLS SENPAIS"
"I hate the French They give me the Crepes"
"Girl, You're like the devil. Hot as hell and horny."
"Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:""Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"""
"Seth Rogen and James Franco having their movie pulled due to terrorist threats sounds like the plot of a Seth Rogen and James Franco movie."
"I feel like all bears are Bad News Bears. I've never seen a bear and was like ""Oh, he looks like he has good news for us, lets stick around"""
"Did you hear about the guy who chugged 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up"
"What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care? Telapathy"