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Joke of the Day

"I honestly have allergies and dry skin this time of year, but it never looks good for a dude to have tissues & lotion on his desk."

"This looks like a job for Superman! -unemployed Superman reading the classifieds"

"There's a new video subscription service in Russia called Nyetflix But the rental period is too short so you're always Russian!"

"I once called my teacher mom I was home schooled"

"So a giraffe walks into a bar... and says, ""High balls, on me!"""

"Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?"

"Dropped my Ant Farm and now the rug is like the first 30-minutes of Saving Private Ryan."

"The blonde tip-toed near the medicine cabinet so that she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. This is not a joke, ambien serious!"

"A mate of mine held up a sign that said 'BNAG'... I said, ""That's bang out of order!"""

"You know why the fiscal year ends in March and not December? Because the next year starts with April Fools' day."