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Joke of the Day

"I honestly have allergies and dry skin this time of year, but it never looks good for a dude to have tissues & lotion on his desk."

"If you wanna go and take a ride with me with three women in the floor with the goat cheese."

"Whenever people say ""anything is possible"", I think about trying to staple pudding to a tree."

"What do you get a man who has everything? storage"

"I want to reenact a scene from 50 Shades of Gray.... Y'know the one where she gets a job right out of college."

"Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board? To contact those on the other side."

"(Calm down, this isn't a racist joke.) How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? (Not a racist joke!) You look for the fresh prints!"

"I like my women like i like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."

"Farts are like kids. You love yours, but other people's are unbearable."

"What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico? The Chosen Juan."