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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no casinos in China? They hate Tibet."
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"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"
"Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven"
"Me: You've dimmed the lights already, aren't we forward? * smiles suggestively * Optometrist: Just read the letters on the screen."
"A man walks into a bar... The bartender says, 'I am fucking done with all these jokes!'."
"My wife suffers from chronic, debilitating headaches. Anyway, enough about her... ...back to drum practice."
"A Dumb blonde is pulled over by a cop... He says: You were going 95km/h. The dumb blonde responds: but I haven't been driving for an hour."
"Even though the Miami Dolphins traded down in the draft... They still got the highest pick."
"Pro tip: Instead of having kids, just adopt a couple raccoons. They'll trash your house too, but at least they can feed themselves."
"Boys are like bras.. They are cute and supportive until you use them too long and then they fall apart... ...also that's when the support ends"