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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no casinos in China? They hate Tibet."

"Islam gives Women EQUAL Rights!"

"What is the comeback that fits well with any argument? Not a joke. Just want to see funny comments."

"[Gym] Hello ladies, and welcome to Body By Jake! Me: ""Jake?"" *i discreetly shove the cake I brought into my bag & back out of the room*"

"Son your teacher called, she said you wrote ""AQUAMAN RULZ"" all over your math test. [sigh] First of all, Aquaman doesnt have any good powers"

"Why did the dick go to 7-11? To get a Slurpee."

"Everytime I see my see my neighbors having sex in their hot tub, I think to myself ""I can't believe I'm recording this"""

"*gives up seat on bus for an old lady* *whispers in her ear* ""This isn't over"""

"I cant believe Whoopi Goldberg hasn't legally changed her last name to ""Cushion."" I mean, why even be a celebrity??"

"Bees disappearing is worrisome because of the environment but also there's the possibility of invisible bees."