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Joke of the Day

"Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says ""we don't serve noble gasses here""... helium doesn't react."

"Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job."

"What goes ""quick, quick""? Duck in a hurry. (c) beatattitude 2014"

"What are Mario and Luigis overalls made out of? Denim denim denim"

"Why do they call it ""Jew-ish""? Are they not Jew enough?"

"Stop bragging about your 10,000 lakes, Minnesota. You don't hear Iowa going on and on about its 12,000 smells."

"WHAT DO WE WANT? no more interruptions! WHEN D now!"

"Knock knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!"

"Ask me if I'm a truck. No."

"Did you hear that Shakira and Madonna had a big fight? They're no longer on a first-name basis."