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Joke of the Day
"There was this one time I discovered a time machine... I still remember it like it was tomorrow."
Next Joke
"I like my jokes on r/jokes like my daily routine... Repeated daily"
"People complain about auto-correct but it is helpful 99% of the titties."
"Im on a sea food diet I sea food and I eat it."
"How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone? Put it into airplane mode."
"If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a man with AIDS on the moon. And then someday, we can put everyone with AIDS on the moon."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Bcuz 7 8 9!"
"What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !"
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 85,432 times, you're a weatherman"
"My girlfriend's at home tonight, baking. So hopefully the police don't look in the oven and find her."