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Joke of the Day
"I like my jokes on r/jokes like my daily routine... Repeated daily"
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"I got fired from my office job for misunderstanding the meaning of 3 hole punch."
"My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD Bin at Walmart...."
"couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom"
"Every day I spend a few hours on a running track. Next week I might even turn it on."
"Did you hear about the convention last weekend for women with no legs? There was pussy crawling all over that place."
"Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire? To be on the safe side!"
"Unlike MC Hammer's regulations, you can pretty much touch anything of mine you want."
"What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business"
"Best blunt / straight to the point jokes of all time? What do you call a boomerang that dosen't come back? A stick"