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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Bcuz 7 8 9!"
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"How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !"
"I asked a meteorologist whether or not it would rain. He said, ""I don't know its up in the air""."
"What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates? There is no sound... The P is silent."
"Netflix just asked me to rate 'Spy Kids 2' and I clicked ""I haven't seen it"" but I have. I have seen it. A lot."
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"What's Darth Vader's corrupt brother's name? Taxi Vader"
"I hate two types of people... haters and hypocrites."
"What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned? There's no punchline."
"What do you call a blind asian man A blind asian man you racist shit"