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Joke of the Day
"How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !"
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"What makes eggs so athletic? They go ovary and above."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He's not coming."
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"I wish my condoms had little jokes on them, instead of in them."
"I needed a password 8 characters long .. .. so I used Snow White and the Seven Dwarves"
"A rainbow.. Is gods little way of frowning at gay people"
"[gf falls asleep during a movie] ME: aw [i get a blanket] ME: *hitting her w/ the blanket* wake up ur missing the part with gollum's riddles"
"The worst reaction I ever got telling a joke was in front of a bunch of crickets."
"I'm always a big fan of the prison teardrop tattoo. It says I'm sensitive but I've killed people."