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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bear eat his phone? It was a black berry..."
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"M R ducks. M R not ducks. O S A R, C D E D B D wings? L I B, M R ducks."
"Next time you're having a bad day just remember that alligators spend their whole lives looking like they're trying to do a push-up."
"Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."
"What is the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud."
"WTF dude put your hands down I'm NOT robbing you I just enjoy wearing pantyhose on my face this is getting so old put $20 on pump 5 man"
"Did you hear about the Olympic sprinter who got busted for steroids? Now he's out of the running."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot."
"What happens when you steamroll Batman and Robin? They become flatman and ribbon."